This isn’t quite the insult you think it is. Cedar Point is likely the best roller-coaster oriented amusement park in the world and while King’s Island is second to it in Ohio, and probably top 10 overall in the US.

I like both. Millennium Force is the greatest caster of all time.

You mean the amusement park that has the world’s longest (and arguably best) wooden roller coaster? The Beast is a must ride.

In case anyone was wondering, they are riding the Vortex, which is a classic.

For your viewing pleasure:

This would be amazing coming out of stadium speakers and would accurately describe my batting abilities.

You were so close...

I am frankly surprised at how good this list is (minus the Benny Hill). Even Billy’s choice is tolerable for once.

Are you referring to the Daredevil hallway fight? Because that’s one of my favorite fights of all time, even though the conceit has now been done to death in lesser works.

I think you’re totally right on this take (and I just posted something similar to it in response to Mr. Burneko). I’ve played a huge number of dystopian video games and read a lot of dystopian novels, so the bleakness doesn’t bother me much.

I guess I’m on the opposite side of this. The bleakness of FR doesn’t bother me much (I’ve played very Fallout game, so I’m used to bleak wastelands), but I don’t know if my brain can handle multiple anxiety-inducing trips through the MI:F machine.

I was telling my friend about this film and he mentioned that some people were comparing it to Fury Road. FR is, in my opinion, a far superior film, but there is one aspect where MI:F wins.

Because Jawbox is amazing.

Dude looks like he was listening to some Danny Brown while being properly intoxicated, possibly with Danny Brown present.

There is an argument to be made that it is about censorship, but not in the way that most people mean.

Fun fact, Twilight Series writer Ray Bradbury hated fascists AND TV! Go read Fahrenheit 451!

This take may not land super well, but it has its parallels:

It means the decision is final and the plaintiff cannot refile the claim.

They’re just trying to clear out the liberals so Tim Allen can get a new show.

Trump’s Razor: the stupidest, most petty explanation for any Trump action is likely the right one.