This is why everyone should watch pro wrestling. It blurs the lines between sport, scripted drama, “reality” drama, and celebrity gossip. It’s both hypermasculine and hyperfeminine at the same time and arguably the most American art form ever invented.

I’m weird in that I basically never alter my drinks based on season. Scorching hot day? I'll take a porter, please.

Negronis? Pfff.

At the very least it tastes like feet

This comment makes me cry, because I feel we're stuck with him

Nothing wrong with a comedy band or getting too drunk to play. Electric Six is one of my favorite live bands and if getting violently inebriated on stage qualifies you for comedy band status, then I suppose pretty much every classic rock band and most punk bands are comedy bands.

They already are. We’re all in hell.

New Order is amazing. I am of the opinion that they are better than Joy Division, which is saying something (I know this is a hot-ish take. I also like Sparta’s first album better than anything by The Mars Volta, so enjoy that double hot take.).

Is Danny Brown not on here because we don’t know if it is coming this year?

This makes me happy, because it will piss Trump off

Day driving: “Green Machine” by Kyuss

This is a great list.

I mean... It's so goddamn good.

all the instruments the puppets use are the same that he uses

Just look at the distribution of the reviews. Almost all products/movies/restaurants/whatever will have a spike of 1 star reviews that you can basically ignore. Beyond that, look at range where most of the reviews fall. If it generally slopes down from 5, then it’s really good. If it peaks at 3, then it’s meh. If it’s…

Les Claypool

Love the Sisters of Mercy. Here’s my favorite Floodland track:

He’s the best.

I believe there was a Bob’s Burgers about this

I like one cream, half sugar, but you do you.