Interesting what passes for a full head of hair these days.

“Eventually, I was dreading getting dinner with them because they couldn’t carry a conversation.”

Meh, your not that smart.*

To me it seems like she’s the hot one in this couple.

“Beautiful women who get a fair amount of attention get full of themselves,”

Oh god the shirtless violin guy cracked me up! So bizarre.

Justin Timberlake is getting weird.

As a non-hot woman, I fully endorse this message. Please, Dan and Benedict, consider the poor, sad, hot 21-year-olds again. We less hot 30-somethings with our horrific deformities like “a couple of gray hairs” or “boobs that are not totally perky” are bravely willing to sacrifice our potential access to your penises…

Meh, your not that hot.*

I’m fucking dying. WHO DID THIS.

Same! I encourage everyone to go read the original article because it’s so bizarre I think it must be an April Fools Day piece that they accidentally ran a few weeks late. In case it’s not clear from the original post, there’s a picture of a muscular, shirtless dude playing a violin, in addition to a picture of the…

The hot one, obviously

I treat hot women similarly. When walking down the street, I refuse to make eye contact with them, even though I can tell its what they truly desire. Sure, they may be looking into the window of Lord & Tay, but they’re really trying to read my essence. My essence is hot. But I won’t give them the chance to glimpse my…

Yeah huh? I work as a lawyer and a lot of the women I work with are model good looking although a lot of that is the extra attractiveness that expensive clothes + expensive hair stylist + expensive make up brands can buy you. People who make good money tend to be well groomed and well dressed, which makes them look…

OMFG. I did not know this article existed and now want to vomit my lunch all over my goddamn desk.

I mean, obviously the whole thing is ridiculous, but this:

There’s a difference between saying that here and saying that in a place where you literally are not allowed to wear the fashions in the magazine you’re reading.

Jesus Christ.

Hot take: it’s fucking ridiculous to have a fashion magazine in a region where women are put to death for wearing the fashions. Like, there’s bigger stuff to do over there.

Right on the heels of Pakistan’s “Kim Kardashian”, Qandeel Baloch,
being murdered for her social media presence by her own brother. I think the message is very clear to women like Abdulaziz.