You’re totally right. Men’s fashion is definitely classier and a much better looking choice.

Bring it, pretty boy.

Peacocks are the devil’s feather duster.

I believe, technically, they are a type of wood grouse.

They’re just turkeys in a better outfit. Get fucked, giant hell birds!

So true. I have seen this happen. And these assholes can FLY AWAY too. Seriously, up, up and away after they fuck you up. I suspect that they have clubs:/

Solidarity with the peacock lumpenproletariat

So. Accurate.

GONNA FUCK YOUR SHIT UP. ALL THE WAY UP AND THEN DOWN AGAIN.

Well, I think that Kim Jong Un is playing him brilliantly...

I hope all those folks who were happy to see her there last week because she’s a fellow celebrity who could maybe totally get through to him are reading this because this was the expected outcome. Fuck all for anyone except Trump and Kardashian.

One thing is for certain: we all lost.

But according to new reports, the meeting did not go well, it wasn’t great, and Trump understood nothing.

Every single time I see his face, all I can think is that he probably smells like stale beer, old cigarettes and Doritos residue.

My mother told me to never judge a book by its cover, but of course this dude sexually assaults women.

This is almost as shocking as last week’s revelation that Roseanne Barr might be a little bit racist.

C’mon, the age of consent in South Korea is 13, so Soon-Yi totally doesn’t count. - Woody

He was also brave enough to wait until Mariel Hemingway was 18 before he tried to seduce her. Not only a hero, but a perfect gentleman.

Guys, he only abused one child. Like, he could have abused so many more but didn’t. He’s practically a hero.

Let’s give it up for Woody “I Only Raped Two Daughters” Allen, everyone.