Btw, I love your name and every time I see it I want to go rewatch Schitt’s Creek, which I just discovered last week. And I’m glad I did because it’s so good.

Jen’s more than fine. She’s rich. She’s hot. She’s fucking Justin Theroux...and she’s got Brad Pitt texting her.

He seems like he can be a real surly dick, though.

OT, but Angelina: WHY WOULD YOU LEAVE BILLY BOB THORNTON FOR BRAD PITT? He’s just so much...cooler. I just finished watching him in Fargo and I want to lick that salt-and-peper smile right off his face. 

I was thinking that, too. lol Pitt would be a significant downgrade.

Of course she’s fine. She’s more than fine, she’s married to Justin and she’s got the dogs and she’s finally not the poor, sad spinster of the triangle that will not die. It’s Brad’s turn.

Theroux is such an upgrade from Pitt. She’d be a fool to go back to that non-showering, multiple kid adopting, smelly, only-good-in-a-film-every-once-in-a-while cheating actor.

I hate the Post, but will remember this front page as long as I live, for its humor and its tastelessness.

So apparently Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom’s relationship was “never supposed to be serious....”

They’re all pretty af tho.

“Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt Are Texting Again, But I’m Sure It’s Nothing”

How long will we have to endure Bella Hadid on a runway? She was awful at the Victoria’s Secret fashion show. That new gaunt look, vacant stare, open mouth. Idk why they insist on making her skinnier. Gigi and Bella looked amazing with their natural bodies. Bella is wasting away lately. She lost her boobs and butt.…

And he looks really hot without a tie!!

DAMN that man photographs well.

I am so, so ready for this new, completely devoid of fucks to give edition of Obama.

Huge Katy Perry fan here. She’s the woman you know that dates below her level. Katy is dope, progressive, and walks the walk with those progressive values on top of having a face melting voice and bombshell figure. Then she dates the dudes that are the exact opposite of her. I totally agree with you.

So all in all, based on their “surprising” actions, what you’re describing is that they “are taking respectful, loving space at this time.”

Isn’t it funny how the Swifty affair completely de-sexified him? Like someone turning off a faucet.

I heard Tom Hiddleston is available.