(breaks a wine glass getting her fifth refill) “GODDAMN ANTIFA!”

I’m wondering why someone hasn’t just made all crime illegal.

also driving a Tesla whilst being aligned on the anti-EV party line.

Well then they should be extra careful about not breaking the law like the rest of us...

PERSOBAL RESPONSENILITY!

Could have stopped the story right there. 

How DARE they try to hold her accountable for her actions?

Basically, it’s to make sure political rivals don’t use the cops to interfere with voting. 

But officer here is my “rules for thee, not for me” card!

I am going to need to hear more on this “immunity while legislation is in session” bullshit.

Huh huh. They said Wadsack. Huh huh huh.

Steal the Vin out of the CT and put it in there and say it is a green vehicle.  Leave the rest alone.

I think you only needed…

Yeah, I’m trying to picture Immortan Joe’s Half-Life War Boys yelling ‘CANbus! CANbus! CANbus!” and grabbing wiring harnesses from a huge pile before setting off shiny and chrome on the Fury Road...

Been years since I’ve had a rousing game of Peasant’s Quest...

Did somebody say Lappy?!

Sure this is a hard repair, but we shouldn’t let it shake us too much. After all, accidents like this are... An Edge case.

It’s a moving computer. Throw your lappy out a 2nd story window....say, into some grass, and you’ll get just enough damage to bork it but it wont look unborkable. Yet it is, b/c 2.3 million different electrical connections need to be intact and some of them are now in fact tact, and ya don’t know which ones, and you…

Truly, the most apocalypse ready vehicle is one that requires and endless series of software checks and troubleshooting that ultimately doesn’t work.

Actually, I think it is a simple fix.