Fuck Joe Manchin.

Yeah, not seeing the advantage here. “My 23 year old car that’s being eaten by corrosion has a CLEAN TITLE! Jealous?”

Reminds me a bit of the Wagonmaster

The Caliber was precisely the first thing that came to mind. At least is had a “Chill Zone” I guess?  Did anyone ever use that?  

I just searched Craigslist for that area and found this for half the price.

First Gen “Ford New Edge” styling was far better.

That Ford isn’t great. But it’s still way better than Cerberus trash. Previous Focus MCA interior was closer to Cerberus grade but still better...

But certainly one of the worst seen at a dealership - and Spurr is not a buy-here-pay-lot, it’s a real dealership.

See I hear “The Beast” I think of the Beast of Turin

That doesn’t look like the engine from my Spitfire. Maybe I need an upgrade?

I don’t know, does it include the Racoons?  Are they sort of tame?

The photo with the TPMS fault and an 1/8 tank of gas is really the chef’s kiss on the whole thing.  I’m guessing the door was open when the photo was taken but I can totally see a faulty door switch sensor being part of the deal too.

I noticed they also brought back the “woman in a wife beater” look.

If it has a clean title it’s already better than 75% of the FB marketplace vehicles.

Can I buy the raccoons? It looks like they need rescuing. Away to the Evergreen Forest, far from the Everclear one...

Almost 6 grand!  No Dice

One of the great movie lines of all time. 

If there wasnt a WE’VE GOT COWS reference, it’s dead to me.

Man I was sad when the first one got destroyed. Even 30 years ago they were rare...

This reminds me, I gotta pop over to The Autopian and check on David Tracy.