You think any of the royal Trump cum dumplings drive themselves? How gauche.

Which makes you wonder why their business can’t continue, unless he’s just laying down bargaining chips for a ‘damages’ lawsuit.

So it’s not really an ice cream truck.  It’s a truck for someone with an ice cream business

Wait, I thought a selling point of these was you couldn’t break the windows.

Herres said the damage to his cybertruck will force him to shut down the ice cream truck business for the rest of the summer. He said he started the business in May.

Everyone needs to vote this year like they want the opportunity to vote ever again in the future.

I’m still amazed that American Hitler, a constantly lying severely mentally ill criminal who tried to steal the presidency, is basically tied in the polls with Biden. And considering how Biden has been a prez getting FDR-levels of legislation passed, how news-ish orgs have given him grief for weeks over his gaffes…

No, he has. Special edition assassination-themed shoes:

While also doing his very best at all times to totally alienate “EV buyers.”  He’s a real brainy guy, that Elon.

So, the “owner” of an EV manufacturer is giving millions to a presidential candidate who wants to end the “EV mandate”.

I’m surprised he hasn’t monetized it yet, unless he already has.

I wonder how long he’s going to milk that ear bandage for?

1st gear: Bad Orange Man doesn’t know what he’s talking about? Inconceivable. Fake news. 

My person, the entire US commercial airline fleet numbers a grand total 5,882 planes.

In Q4 of 2023, there were 288,000,000 vehicles operating on US roads.

That is quite literally an order of magnitude more than the number of planes in the US squared

I don’t think that bullet did anything to fix his hearing. 

We were hit pretty bad at my company; got in at 8 and have been doing nothing but getting users back online via the workaround (which is convoluted AF, but ultimately it works).

Every time I read it, I chuckle—your dad is very cool.

It strikes me odd that a single “AV update” can take out modern tech and essentially civilization by proxy but no one can see the inherent dangers of AI coming our way. Eventually August 29th is going to come....

Putting all your eggs in one basket being a good idea...”genius”.

Back in College, my dad gave me a poster that said.