I suspect you’re correct about the buyers, but it’s another case of Elmo just straight up lying about....everything. The people who were going to buy this monstrosity would have bought it regardless of its capabilities. Even if it could only tow 100 lbs, it probably wouldn’t have affected sales, but Elmo just doesn’t…

Ah yes. The bZ4X GR - LMNOP

Guilt by association is the shitty part of owning one of these, regardless of how much fun one would be. But buying a Maser is just self-inflicted abuse. 

Um...why?  Should we tell them autoerotic asphyxiation instead?

Honestly I do agree, even with my fee-fi-fo phum A$$ in the front seat, people can still sit behind me fairly easily. it also makes you want to do naughty things. I rented a new Hemi Challenger from enterprise a long time ago, man that car was so fun, sounded like a banshee to.

If you’re looking for some cheap speed, these are a hell of a deal. 

The kids were basically the crumple zone if the car got rear-ended, so you might as well let ‘em light up.

It was thoughtful for Buick to put ashtrays in the third seat for the kiddies.

Jeeps and rangerovers all over this list.

I like this wagon a lot. Given its shape and how it hasn’t accumulated that many miles for its age are more pluses. When it needs parts, I’ll bet they won’t destroy your credit card like trying to keep an older Germanmobile on the road.

307 was a crap motor, and this is a decent $2500 car.

The crazy part is that considering all of the shit you have to pay for on Spirit (and Frontier, for that matter), if you’re doing anything more than a last minute flight somewhere with just the clothes on your back and shit in your pockets, the majority of Spirit destinations are served by Southwest, and you end up…

Yes, you absolutely are warned about the exit row requirements and limitations at booking. If the seat is assigned at the airport, the agent will also make sure that you acknowledge that. And even once you have the boarding pass and are boarding the airplane, when they scan the pass it is flagged and you have to…

I can’t speak for every airline, but I fly a lot and when I’ve chosen exit row on websites, apps and airport check in kiosks, I’ve always had to click an acknowledgment of my responsibilities and ability to carry them out. They also ask when I scan my boarding pass at the gate. All of that happens before I sit down…

Like, just…don’t be a dick, man. Is that so hard? Goddammit. 

1-star airlines have 1-star passengers.

Some people are just dumb. Sure, I’m gonna leave you all to burn, but I’m not gonna admit that upfront. That’s called depraved indifference murder, I’m gonna agree then bail when the going gets tough so my lawyer can claim that panic overtook me and I should get no jail time for it.

For context Road Island is 2x larger in area the the CITY of Huston TX and RI has 1/2 the population of Huston. They need to get over themselves.

Buddy would never.