I’m honestly having trouble coming up with a worse one and I literally write for a living

Just this one is fine. The rest are still gay, unfortunately. 

Might be the single worst combination of words I’ve ever seen. 

Does this mean that a bunch of rednecks will stop seeing EVs as cultural genocide? 

That, was my first thought....what is his substance of choice? Dude is working his way to the 1000 yard stare.

Man even the FIGHTS in NASCAR are boring huh

The whole thing was a big joke.

Leftjabrightcrosslefthookrightuppercut. You’re either in or you’re out.

I liked the king of the hill battle on the back of the hauler where they were throwing the Stenhouse crew off, except the 1 crew member just chilling behind them. 

Leaving the key card in the truck would be dumb - as might be paying all that moolah for a pseudotruck. We may have our answer here folks!

Well, now that he’s been arrested, he’ll have plenty of time to design rockets...or whatever he was doing prior to this.

It’s actually more difficult stay at constant ‘alert for sudden takeover’ status than it is to just drive.

That is really the question - because they really should not be, at all. Did the owner leave his key card thing in the truck??

The question is, was he running from Lucille, Lucille, or a loose seal?

I read another article that all you need to do is get the car owner’s password to their tesla account, and you can then register your phone as a key to the vehicle, no additional verification needed. I was amazed at how simple the article said it was - lots of people chimed up to say you should at least be required to…

Wit the acceleration and offroading capability of this truck, losing the cops should have been a piece of cake! /s

So I have to ask genuinely if this guy is mentally impaired?  Or was he just stupidly drunk or high?

You can always tell a Milford man.

Please tell me there is footage of this chase with the Keystone Cops or Benny Hill music on it? Please?