Somewhere, Tavarish’s ears just perked up.

What a fucking spanner.

It just occurred to me that I’ve been looking at the Cybertruck all wrong. It’s not the world’s worst truck, it’s the world’s greatest idiot castration device!

We all know how badly he wants to. But hey, at least the gene pool might get a little cleaner.

Maybe he should do us all a favor and stick one more appendage in there, not on video of course.

Call me after his twig gets detached from his berries.

You know, I always thought Idiocracy was supposed to be a comedy, not a documentary, but here we are. When I was a kid I was told to be mindful of car doors, hoods, and trunks because I could break my poor little fingers. Now, we have people doing it intentionally for clicks.

Yeah, call it attempted murder or something.

Jail time is appropriate.

And both these video’s probably made him more money than I make in a year. Sigh.

I know people fall on hard times and some can’t afford a decent car but holy shit that google street view of that business. WHOOF

ADAB

Did you type this while drunk?

You know, you’re right.  I think Ursa Major opportunity for a diplomatic solution here.

I took a few days off from the internet and missed the whole bear thing. It’s wild coming back and wondering wtf everyone is talking about and why my various feeds are flooded with bear memes.

Come on guys, paws for thought, before this starts getting grizzly.

You created this pun-purgatory that you find yourself trapped in. You’re just going to grin and bear it.

uBear Eats.

Come on guys it was bearly a snack...

When I read the headline I was hoping the bear dragged the man to safety.