It takes a man to be a man, your dad is not responsive

“Are we all that surprised that the first Cybertruck owner on Nantucket used the pullout method?”

There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose newspaper told him to suck it
They did not approve
And told him to move
From public beach where he had stuck it

There once was a man from Nantucket

There once was a man from Nantucket

Look if you’re in Nantucket it’s because you want to wear pink pants, eat fish sandwiches, flaunt your massive inherited wealth through extremely practical designer shoes, and slowly go mad in a creaky old mansion built 200 years ago by the widow of a whaling captain. Modern extravagances like the Cybertruck just…

This CyberCuck really went above and beyond while showing off his wank panzer. There's at least two in my area but neither has done anything newsworthy. 

Seriously. It’s like getting upset by someone wearing a shirt that says “Famine is Bad”

I do hate that somehow the phrase “save the bees.” is political. 

maga auto-racing shoes!

“But surely he should be allowed to exist at an F1 race?

American Hitler was born with a silver spoon in his mouth (as he apparently took $400M of the old man’s money to create his assets) and would never have served his country. Other than those two aspects of the pathological liar, the parallels between him and Hitler 1.0 make me feel like I’m in 1938 Germany as the…

“Stick to sports!” is always just “stop saying things I disagree with!”

He’s not “just a person”, he’s the guy that wants to end democracy in America and everyone knows it. That some people are ok with that doesn’t matter, he’s a fucking piece of shit, period.

The issue here is not even political. They welcomed an individual that is under indictment for a litany of crimes, has been found liable for rape and promulgated an insurrection, attempted a coup, attempts to undermine our basic democratic institutions, cronyism, tax evasion, fraud. He defames people, lies repeatedly,…

I have to assume the levity and juxtaposition here was intentional and it made me chuckle. It love how effortlessly it shows that F1 really doesn’t want drivers to speak up about any topic unless its directly filling their pockets. solid writing, 10/10.

Don’t think anyone is saying he shouldn’t be allowed to exists there (anyone reasonable at least), I think the issue is the VIP McLaren garage tour with F1 brass/double standard applied to the drivers vs. the teams.

So Mayor McCheese is now hitting up F1 for cash...? lol

When it is cozying up to power, it isn’t political.

The single funniest tweet I’ve ever seen.