I bet he thought the cop was the perp

Not a violation per se, but it’s one I experienced this morning which really grinds my gears: 20-30 cars are lined up to make a right turn, all waiting behind one oblivious person without a care who is not turning right

THE APE HAD WEAPONIZED FARTS

It’s about fuckin time. It was such bullshit last year to use a ‘free’ site to file, get 40 bucks for my return (thank you trump tax cuts) and then have to pay 140 to get my 40

There’s been a car in my hometown for as long as I can remember that’s dressed up to look official, with about 5 CB antennas on it. I think it says something like U.S. Ranger or something like that 

Please please please let this game release on more than just Steam 

What. The. Fuck. Is. Wrong. With. People. 

This picture always reminds me of the old PS1 game Gex

I saw a showroom-quality SRT-4 outside my school after open house a few weeks ago. I was so taken aback I had to wait for the parent to compliment him. Wasn’t even my student lol 

Hmmmmmm, I’ve had rain so bad I couldn’t see, fog so bad I couldn’t see, and 7 hours of black ice once on the Houston to Lubbock trip. However, the worst BY FAR was seeing three tornadoes on Easter Sunday 2011 while driving from San Marcos to Lubbock. Two came down about a mile at most to the east of me and a third…

Then they’ll add a charge for using your phone while driving 

Aaaaaand the Civic is already sold 

but but but I’ve been told regulations are a bad thing. Surely the leaders of my state wouldn’t lie to me

Nah, it’s a video game about space exploration, with a… heavy ending

I’m getting flashbacks to Outer Wilds from watching this lol

Hi, welcome to Houston Independent School District 

Missed opportunity to take out the dipshit and his door 

I’m glad I got mine when I did. 2018 STX 5.0 FX4 for $37,500 

Or at least the SuperCab with the 6 1/2' bed 

Ew, those plastic treads fucking suuuuuuuuuck.