Oh god, it’s from East Texas? If it didn’t end up being used by terrorists abroad, it would’ve ended up being used by domestic terrorists here. 

I mean you could just say Texas, you don’t have to be nice and say Third World 

God, that was the most gangsterish shit ever when that old lady said that 

True. But it’s kinda personal; a week or so ago a guy here in Houston was getting evicted. He set his apartment and the surrounding units on fire, then shot everyone that ran out, so while hopefully this guy gets the help he needs, I still have an issue with it 

Never wanted to actually hurt anyone

And now, just like everything else, batteries are turning crab

Sadly, that would be a death sentence for those children. I wish I was kidding

Red vehicle with bronze wheels? I see we have another person of taste

All my cars in Gran Turismo end up purple

Even if they know, they don’t care. Their audience isn’t gonna look it up 

Yup, we donated that money to Charity. And then we donated the rest to Candy when Charity wasn’t working 

Can’t forget diarrhea! 

Ohhhhhhh so that’s why the cartridge for Impossible Mission II is different from the rest

If custom liveries are allowed for the car, people will have it done within the day

That’s what those in charge of disbursing the funds are saying, but it’s 100% bullshit lol

Welcome to the club, NOLA! Houston still has only seen a fraction of funds to help after Harvey 

I’ll burn down their offices if they cancel Harley Quinn 

For themselves, so… super funny