Fuuuuuuuuck that

I saw a lifted, pristine looking Honcho yesterday morning. That was cool. And on the way to school this morning I saw an original, yellow NSX. That was also cool 

I’m starting to come around, but the dang subtitles were too slow for letterkenny lmao 

I didn’t ‘do nothing’ this summer, I spent it splooting 

A while back one of my brothers was trying to shit-talk about me to our oldest brother because I didn’t have the most up to date, technologically advanced phone, which I shut down by going ‘I can call, text, listen to music, and get nudes from my girlfriend, idgaf about the rest’ 

Neutral:

Gimme that Keystone Light baybeeee 

The driver was lucky he only had a Shiner after the crash 

I ummmmmm probably shouldn’t get out of my seat for a bit 

Good on him for not trying to rush back. This was only a few weeks ago, so there’s no reason for him to rush back. I had one a few years ago, and it took about three solid months to be 100% back to ‘normal’

Ignorant children make easy targets 

Then you’ll love Defector. The gang’s all there! 

My ‘06 Charger, ‘12 and now ‘18 F-150 all have the same feature 

Literally saw a Hilux yesterday and absolutely flipped shit lol 

It is tomball, a thoroughly red part just outside Houston 

‘vaginal sex just won’t work unless the male consents’

You hit the nail on the head calling it Wile E. Coyote territory. Shit had me in awe the first time I saw it 

Woah woah woah, we don’t gotta go around bashing Balmorhea

Yup. Hanging out at Rio Vista Park in San Marcos, that river will wake you up QUICK. Thankfully the beer made it more tolerable