God, I remember freshman orientation at UTSA. They turned what could’ve been a one day thing into three days. I was definitely over it by day three. However, I did meet some people that became lifelong friends at orientation, so it wasn’t a total wash

Republicans have been on the wrong side of history and the wrong side of America,” he said

Now we just need to figure out how to add the ncaa to this deathmatch as well 

Ughhhhhh this is all so dumb 

Ohhhhhhhh that makes sense. Still dumb though 

I dunno about the rest of the Grizzlies roster, but Ja Morant is absolutely Saitama. He has a super chill demeanor, he may not always show up on time in order to help, but when he does, all it takes is one quick movement, leaving everyone around in dumbfounded amazement while his opponents are left a smoldering husk

Alternative For Sweden’s focal issue is the forced repatriation (or “remigration” as they call it) of a million Swedish immigrants.

As if ‘y’all’ isn’t right there 

Username checks out 

Lewis needs to bring his ass to Houston and come hit up TV Johnny

Bruh this Mustang EcoBoost passed by my apartment that, at the very least, had a cat delete. I’m sure there was more, but good god it sounded so shitty. Like, I’ve come around and can appreciate the sound coming from some four-bangers, but this thing was awful. Plus, he had a girl riding with him, so he was revving it…

Red is the fastest color

Natural gas is up? Right as ercot put out a warning because of the elevated heat this weekend. Fuck 

Since she’s red, I had to pick the name of a redhead. I was originally gonna go with Leeloo, but then decided I had to go with an American name. It was the only ‘American’ name I could think of, and is an incredibly nerdy literary reference, but meet Arlene

Yup. And once I had my license my parents were still hesitant, so I became super petty. ‘Hey can you drive me here? Hey can you drive me here?’ Just over and over lmao 

Same

Yup. Out of all my seniors, I’d say about a third at most drive/ know how to drive, and that’s been the norm for as long as I’ve taught 

What do you mean?! Those are advertised to add an extra 15 hp!!!!1!

We are done listening to your lies. We bought them for a little bit. We thought you guys actually believed in what we were standing for and we actually believed you were going to do what we asked you to do as our representatives.