Two things:

Just as it was for East Bernard, this is just as much on brand for Needville. These motherfuckers will straight up look at you weird because you’re not of Czech descent and 4th generation from this shithole town 

I think back to when I was in driver’s ed, and the teacher was discussing making it a law for all cars to have headlights on at all times. His argument/ example was to ask me, coming from a smaller town, how many billboards I noticed in the city. Of course, it was huge, but after living in the city for going on seven…

In everything I’ve seen and read, it was only convoy douchebags that got pelted with eggs. They were easy to identify because of how their vehicles were decorated and that they were driving incredibly slow while laying on their horns 

Holy shit, I only really knew of the B15 SE-R. Now I have something to drool over even more lmao 

Whomst among us, amirite 

I used to have fun going to Texas direct auto and taking fast cars on unsupervised test drives

Infrastructure problems? In Texas?? This is preposterous 

Trust me, this is exactly on brand for East Bernard. Goddamn East Bernard makes Needville look like Sugar Land

That widebody

Hell yeah it is. I want one so bad 

Honestly those Sentras cross my mind somewhat regularly. I have no memory of them when they were new. The non Z/ GT-R Nissan I spend most of my time thinking about, though, is the Pulsar GTI-R

Hmmmmm this past week I saw a Peugeot hatchback with Mexico plates. I flipped out over that one. I also saw a kinda beat-up E24 6 Series. Then I saw a MkIV Supra that sounded stock. It took me a sec to recognize the car because I was a few cars behind it at a light. I basically turned into the meme as I figured out…

How about a van with a fiberglass body sitting on a wood frame?

YOU’RE GODDAMN RIGHT

I’ve already sharpened the blade on my guillotine