I’ve found out that we live in somewhat close-ish proximity to each other. Something like less than 5 miles. I honestly doubt I’ll ever run into him, but I’m still trying to figure out what I’d say if it ever happens 

Hey, sometimes you just need to be constantly reminded that the spectre of death is always around the corner just to feel alive!

Shit that’s just your average country road in Texas. The fun ones are the ones with 6 foot deep irrigation ditches on either side 

However, fuck greg abbott 

Ever since the teaser that’s what I was thinking, but looking at that next-gen Raptor up there I can kinda see how it would work now

Yet again another problem caused by Facebook.

José was there panic buying in your part of Texas? I didn’t see any of it whatsoever in Houston 

Look at this picture of Bret that I found

You tell me that AFTER I done already got this

See, you’re using things like logic and reasoning. These concepts are inconceivable to Americans 

*stonk car

It’s commendable that she’s stepping back up to the plate. It’s also undeniable that we’ve learned virtual learning is a poor substitute for almost all kids. Even if things go back to ‘normal’ tomorrow, we’re gonna be feeling the effects of this for years to come, because the collective depression is a very real…

Literally had that experience about an hour ago. I apparently have some nerve entrapment shit going on in my face, which makes a mask- or anything touching my face, really- hella painful. I’ve been vaxxed up for a while (‘derna gang rise up), so I’ve been making due with a bandanna. I know it’s not worth a shit, but…

Nuh uh Bradley, the anteeeefuh’s a real live organization cause the tuck tuck man on the teevee says so 

 Now I need his opinion on the El Niño from Need For Speed III: Hot Pursuit 

True, but this around ‘05 when gas was getting priceyyyyyyyy

Yup, we already are in the Houston area, and will be statewide in Texas in about another decade or so, and I am a-ok with that 

That’s why you gotta get yourself one of these bad boys...

Are you fuckin dense? He traded it in because it got awful mileage, yet still needed a truck for the ranch