One thing about that Bentley, it’s definitely heavy enough to take out your husband’s side piece while you drive erratically back to your home on East Egg

That reminds me of my dad’s old ‘96 F-250. I remember asking him when he traded it in for a newer F-150 why he was doing it, cause I couldn’t recall any issues. His response was along the lines of ‘it got 9 mpg on the highway’ lmao 

That’s exactly it! Our disingenuous piece of shit governor just loooooooved getting on tv and blaming the Green New Deal, meanwhile I’m sitting here like ‘motherfucker how many other states are currently without power?’

This one cracked me up

Hahahahaha as I was typing that I was like ‘this is the type of shit a brutal dictator or supervillain would say, before the murder starts’

Ohhhhh that was the worst week ever, but I thankfully didn’t have it as bad as others; after the second day of freezing, I hauled ass to my mom’s house. She didn’t have power, but at least had gas with a fire going. The many failings of this state over the past year has really lit something inside of me, and as much…

God, so much this. We’ve really shown how fucking spoiled we are and absolutely cannot handle even the slightest inconvenience. While watching idiots complain about measures to mitigate the pandemic, my mom would mention that if WWII, and the sacrifices made by everyone, were to happen today, we would totally get…

Wouldn’t the helmet and hat she wears throughout the game cover it? But of course, the reason is to exert power, which is why the bullshit arbitrary rule exists in the first place 

My proposal to that would be to introduce some kind of program to start the training process for high school students. Probably not unleashing them on the roads, but at least to start covering the basics. We already have vocational programs for auto mechanics, welding, etc, so why not bring this into the fold. Really,…

I mean, shit, all of the people I saw on their phones during yesterday’s 20 minute commute home were adults older than me. Compare that with some of my students who graduated recently and got into trucking, and how seriously they take it, I have issues whatsoever with fixing this arbitrary rule

Let’s bring back the spirit of Group B by making a Lancia Hellcat hatch 

This. You go to their instagram page and it’s nothing but Chargers and Challengers doing burnouts lol 

Let’s remember some gu...... uh, I mean cars 

I don’t see the new NSX that often, but every single time I do, I always mistake for a McLaren or something. Lately I’ve seen more first gens, which perfectly ok with 

Shit here in Texas they’re about to pass the similar law, but one that goes even further and prevents discussion of current events 

So she was a literal embodiment of that Steve Buscemi meme

Goddamn, all that for 7 grand? And it sounds like that was split between them, so then it’s 3500 a person? I’m sorry, but if I’m gonna do criminal shit, it’s gonna be in the five figure range at least. I’m not gonna risk it for an extra month’s pay 

Yup. These were the same folks that had a vote to remove sidewalks if they wanted. Thankfully that one didn’t pass as far as I know 

In ten years of teaching high school, I’ve broken up my fair share of fights. When breaking up fights with young men, usually once they’re separated that’s it. With young women however, it becomes a battle of attrition 

Houston already has one, though it barely covers a fraction of the city. There’s been talks of expanding, but the rich people of Bellaire, West University and River Oaks have fought every step. Can’t give ‘the poors’ easy travel around the city