In my area of Houston, I’ve seen maybe one. I think I’ve seen more Edge STs than Explorers

You could be one of like 5 people to get an Explorer ST?

A buddy told me there’s a road in the small Oklahoma town he grew up in called Cockfight Lane, for similar reasons

My dad was the city manager of my hometown growing up, and he told me once that the developer of a new subdivision offered that to him. He said he was thinking something like Red’s Way or whatever, to which I replied that I figured he would’ve named it DumbShit Lane or something 

Hey, we have the same degree lol, only I went with teaching, going on year 10 now. It’s funny though, because I thought I’d do so-so, but student teaching really woke me up, whereas folks I thought would be game changers were basically like ‘nope!!’ 

Fire eats?

Exactly. Way too many people don’t appreciate the gravity that driving entails, which we see everyday with the countless number of people just on their phones. I saw a guy playing solitaire on the center console of a Tesla one time. That pissed me off. It was only in line of a drive through, but I paid attention to…

“Since most of the structure is internal, you have to measure from the gooch”

And some dumbfuck from Dallas is trying to make it punishable by death, because pro life 

I think the initial reason for them was to snatch Soviet satellites out of the sky, but when that proved not feasible, they switched them to scientific pursuit 

Goddamn. And shit like that is why I’ll never ride one. At least, anywhere near vehicles 

I used to really, really want to get into it. All my friends do, or used to, ride, and I figured I could learn. What killed it for me was, while home for two weeks between semesters, two different people tangentially connected to me that had grown up riding their whole lives and never even laid them down were sitting…

I’m very tempted to fill out every blank with something along the lines of “Bring the Yaris GR to America, you cowards” and “I will literally trade my F-150 in for that car”

This Texan respectively shares your sentiment

I’ll have to check that out. Oh wait, I can’t because goddamn MW/ Warzone ate up my entire hard drive, save for Outer Wilds and Untitled Goose Game. Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Somehow I never made it there. The place I absolutely loved was called Sazón, and they only did fajitas. It was right next to BarPM, but I’m pretty sure it’s gone now. The food was good, but what made it was the seemingly endless types of salsas. I’m usually so-so with my spicy salsa, but holy shit I could drink their…

Wait... what?!?!?! How have I not heard of this?????

So the trump era will be making a McDonald’s run, or, like, rather than No Russian, it’ll be Find the Fraud, or Stop the Steal or some shit.

Just wait 20 years until they start glorifying trump just like they’re currently doing with Reagan.

Apparently Montelongo’s. Although, as much of a douche as abbott is, I’m surprised he didn’t make the announcement from Chimi’s with a couple of half finished margaritas and nachos on his table