There is a group of skater boys that live in my apartment building. They are probably between the ages of 10 and 15, and 5 or so of them skate together after school every day, frequenting the sidewalks and areas where I walk my dog. My dog is very skittish and gets really scared at the sound or sight of a skateboard.

I would go husband hunting, but hunting licenses have been really hard to get ever since the local husband population was decimated by chick flicks and demancaveification.

Here's the thing I hate about this "debate:"

If Jennifer Lawrence didn't have that boring, interminable contract with Dior this would be gorgeous on her at the Oscars.

That hide-a-mint thing is hilarious. Tongue-kissing is not really meant to involve jamming your tongue literally right back to the uvula, right? I'm imagining a lot of trips to the emergency room for lozenges trapped in the throat.

Well then you date shitty people!

THANK YOU. Here's the scale I usually go by:

Not annoying at all:
- people who don't celebrate the holiday but don't have to tell the world
- people who celebrate it in any way they choose
- people who adorably over-celebrate it
- kids buying those cards for school (do you remember how much FUN that was?)

I think we can all agree that the worst offenders on Valentine's day are the following people on social media:

I clicked over and honestly, I get the impression that Michelle is pretty into the sex stuff herself. They're certainly not implying that it's all about pleasing Jim Bob.

I want to mock these people but I can't because I am a big fan of subscription boxes and that's almost the same thing—getting surprised by stuff I could easily buy but find much more interesting when someone else sends it to me.

Ugh.

"Joffrey? Joffrey's a wee prick!"

Gwendoline Christie is the greatest of humans.

To be fair, having lived in a country where stray and (especially) feral dogs are common, they are a massive public health issue when it comes to spreading of disease and animal attacks. I don't begrudge Sochi exterminating strays anymore than I begrudge NYC for poisoning rats.

I think his relationship with Soon-Yi Previn could be argued as relevant. Another adopted child from the household, much younger than him.... come on.

Sit down and actually think for five to ten minutes about why mainstream porn which is made by and for men might not be particularly arousing for women. I think you will come to some interesting conclusions!

No. They're fine. What she should regret is pairing up Harry and Ginny. She was the worst. All the charm of an empty bucket.