Urm, with Fiona: when she was in her original princess form she was slender, it wasn't until she was turned into an ogre that she got heavy...so still missing the mark. Monster = not just green skin and funny ears, also fat.

A fedora to me says two things:
1. you don't get it.
2. you're trying really hard anyways.

Of course unmarried poor males do not contribute to the problem at all.

Surgeons weren't even considered doctors initially, they were originally looked down on by doctors as having a very base knowledge of human anatomy and using barbaric practices. And now a days they're generally annoying cocky jocks who seem to think wrestling is a great interview tactic to narrow down your resident…

That's awful, but how often does it happen? Try having a C. diff. patient on your floor almost constantly. Sometimes more than one at a time. The miasma seeps into your soul and you come home to make dinner for your family thinking to yourself "Does this Italian roast beef smell like horse shit and vancomycin? Or is…

Moral of the story: doctors and nurses are walking angels

I shower a different amount of times than everyone else here, and I think we should fight to the death about it.

Mandatory showers for all 6th graders. I don't care that you don't think you smell. MANDATORY.

Yea but we also gave the world — Arcade Fire, Celine Dion, Drake, Leonard Cohen, Joni Mitchell, Feist, A-trak, Deadmau5, Chromeo, Ryan Hemsworth....

How is it our responsibility that Americans have shitty taste in music and only choose to support our shittiest artists?

The Arcade Fire was around for years before you guys bothered to start listening to them. Same with The Sheepdogs.

...and by angels I mean FBI agents.

I was just thinking that same thing!

Gif party? I think yes.

Actually I think we need him to be locked up without internet access so that he fades into obscurity because that is his worst nightmare. Dude is a sociopath who is probably enjoying the attention and he needs to be put away for the good of society. Normally I want prison to make an effort at redemption and…

I need this dress. NEED.

As a man, I'd just like to congratulate these intrepid researchers and inventors.

Technical term is trollgasm. Those fuckers leave you in a restless mood all day.

Okay, someone tell me which level is that feeling I get from intercourse like I'm JUST about to orgasm but never do and it's super intense but no release at all.