Huh, Germans reacting violently to punishment. Where have I seen that before?

That was a helluva a first reich.

I’m starting to think it is implied by the words “Head Coach.” I know it is a hard job, but there are so many really bad ones.

They sing a lot and drink a lot. So even though part of my tidy Norwegian/Danish side wants to keep a minor rivalry, I adore them.

Yes, they do have a lot of former head coaches on their staff. A lot of BAD former head coaches.

With winters like that, who would want to spend the sweet, short summer in a classroom? The winters are precisely why summer courses aren’t super popular.

“I am..Mononucleosis.”

“I am masturbating, so this better be important.”

It seems like summer courses there should sell themselves, what with the winters and not wanting to spend a minute longer in Saskatchewan than absolutely necessary.

Nice screen name.

Give them credit, they at least rejected their first pairing:
“I Am The Very Model of a Modern Major General” next to 
“Oh Skeet Skeet Skeet Skeet M——F——ers Oh Skeet Skeet G—D—-”

FIFY

Having lived there several years, Missouri is the show me the way out of here state

Needs fire in dumpster.

Failing is a kind of try! Probably the most common.

I’ll be honest, my first, second and third reaction to this was ‘....How?’. Like even if they were from existing quotes, someone had to write them up and place all these images together. There was work involved and at no point did someone seem to reconsider at all how this is coming across.

Tim Burke needs to do a Sam Darnold + Mizzou Moar Than An Athlete mashup.

As the son of a father of a brother of sons, I am outraged.

Surprised it didn't say, "I am a brotha."