I guarantee that at least one finance bro employed by the Astros has said "I wear Abercrombie so bitches know I DOMINATE" in his life.

The biggest tragedy in all of this is that they probably won’t be able to find another white heterosexual ivy league finance bro to take Taubman’s place.

Luhnow should join forces with fellow McKinsey alum Pete Buttigieg on a plan: Gender Justice For Those Who Want It After They Are Called Liars And Defamed But Then Sorta Not.

“a white male in this country has very few rights, and they’re getting took more every day.”

Luhnow’s just afraid that if he fingers the responsible individuals, he’ll spark a cival war in his front office and then the umpires will have to get involved.

Because of the prevailing belief that admitting you’re wrong is a sign of weakness.

This is utter bullshit. The Astros wasn’t going to do a damn thing about this until Stephanie spoke up (kudos to her) and MLB pulled their card. They should be raked over the coals for this.

Newly announced cabinet position - Secretary of Sports Propaganda and Events Catering.

“Sorry.”

Yeah, her Dad was their punter during the Finkle era

Complete with a statement about how he’s now free of all the SNOWFLAKES and LIBERAL FASCISTS who got him fired because they hate FREE SPEECH.

Damn, missed by 12 hours;

He got what he deserved. It was a stupid move & he should’ve known that, kidding or not, you simply can’t do shit like this. Lack of common sense will bury you nowadays.

I mean, I don’t expect everyone to fact check their jokes, but it’s pretty widely known that Texas’ big cities are Democratic strongholds..

Clinton won Harris County.

uhhhhh what? Houston’s blue as hell

... just look for MAGA paraphernalia around the office.

Sorry Astros, you can’t fire a curse. The Taubman Curse continues

I can’t imagine their initial “investigation” went beyond asking Taubman if the comments were directed at anyone, and then credulously accepting him saying “of course not.”

FryCookOnVenus already addressed this point and it seems to me that you either didnt read his reply or are arguing in bad faith