Except now, they’re looking at every play in the last 2 minutes. You can find PI on nearly every play. There’s a fine line between hand fighting and PI. So, which ones do you call and which do you let go? And why?

Because he had to work the design over the BBB logo that is still visible. Good idea, poorly executed. The better play would have been not to tattoo your dad’s dumbass Clip Art logo in the first place. 

We also would have accepted priapism. 

I learned something today. Dude looks legit. 

If you had asked me, “who is Madison Bowey?” before reading this article, my top guess would have been “sorority girl running Pledge Week for the Tri-Delts at State U with Kayla G, Kayla M and Brianna”. “Black NHL player” would not have cracked my top 20 guesses.

Greg Oden (old age)

“Loaded”. Heh. 

From what I have heard, it’s a quick trip from Cheektowarsaw to Iraqawanna. 

My in-laws are from Buffalo, and I had a very similar internal monologue. 

Now that I am on the high side of 40, it matters more than Younger Me would think. 

Surprising to me - I haven’t had to shit in a public stall in years. Home (every morning, 5am, I don’t even set an alarm any more), hotels on vacation, and that’s about it (twice in 9 years in our practice’s employee bathroom, in a small office not shared by other businesses). I am probably in the minority.

I’m a little surprised a lawyer would take the case. That’s going to be an uncomfortable discovery when all the stuff we don’t know about comes to the surface. He has to know this is unwinnable, and if you set the bar at $100,000, any settlement would be for considerably less. Most lawyers are better at playing the…

“Skinny” isn’t any healthier than “morbidly obese”. Skinny isn’t a complimentary term, either. But everybody has a healthy weight, the amount of weight their organs can support and function for, and their frame is meant to carry. A BMI of 25 oversimplifies it. Those BMI tables are for the birds anyway - there are more…

It’s less tolerable because he’s 6’10” with all of the athletic ability in the world but can’t perform one of the most fundamental aspects of his chosen sport outside of a 5-foot range, and he has shown no ability to improve this glaring weakness in his skill set. Also, he has the public personality of a used paper…

Not a bad idea. Better idea: not shitting in a public restroom. Don’t you have a toilet at home?

Pretty sure Jim Tomsula was ghostwriting this. 

Erin go bragh 

The best/most fascinating/most terrifying part of the dunk on Boban is that Giannis didn’t get that far off the ground to dunk it with decent force. His arms are that long. I mean, his peak vertical jump gets him over almost everybody, but he can dunk barely getting off the ground. That’s mind-blowing. These days, th…

Craig Robinson is a man ahead of his time. And now he’s the pitchman for Dietz & Watson Dietz Nuts. I don’t know if this is Philadelphia-area thing only (it’s a local deli meat company), but the ad ran for the first time during the Super Bowl and it was the best ad by a mile. “How Dietz Nuts taste?”

H-TOWN represent!