“That’s my cue!!”

Reggie Bush put 619 on his eye black in college. That was the first I can remember. Then again, the area code grew up in split in half when I was in college, and where I was got reassigned. I live about 10 miles from where I grew up. Though I am now 856, I still consider myself 609 for life.

That’s why I reference my ZIP +4. Wayyy more exclusive. Makes for awesome hand signals. 

Yeah, initially. Then the bath salts kicked in, and he got a hankerin’ for some McFace...

One day, somebody’s going to publish a similar paean on you, Ray. Man, it’s good to have you here. I got into your stuff from across the country years ago but having you in this lineup is huge. 

As a NJ resident with 4 kids (2 of whom have already finished high school), I can obliquely say yes. Nearly every state in the country has a state school that kids want to go to. Except New Jersey, where kids “settle” for Rutgers. Which is a shame, because it is an excellent institution. Both my mother and my wife are…

You really believe that, as if it is some bizarre coincidence? That’s disingenuous at best. To call the Ivy League “literally just an athletic conference” is to say an aircraft carrier is “literally just a boat”. The term “Ivy League” predates The forming of the conference (1954) by decades. It is what most…

I can totally see Florida Man sitting at home, watching this missed call, and just going out and doing something completely in-fucking-sane.

1. It points right to the crotch, so yeah, you’re on the right track; 2. He somehow believes it makes him look thinner, as he tried to advise Chris “MetLife Blimp” Christie. 

Howie Roseman just spit-taked Turkey Hill iced tea all over his monitor after reading that.

Replace “Wild Boys” (Duran Duran) with “Proud Boys”

And especially since you don’t find a lot of left-handed middle infielders. And now you’re taking a bat out of the lineup and trading it for a couple of outs, whether your LOOGY is in the infield or the outfield. Better still: put him at catcher. Think of all the time wasted while he gets the gear on and off…

To avoid them? I am 10 miles outside the city, and I will bypass anything on this supposed list to go to Evil Genius. Or Yards. Or Flying Fish. Or Bonesaw. Or Double Nickel. Or Tonewood. Or just go home where the fridge is full of beer I’ve already paid for. Any of these choices beat carbonated piss-water, even if it…

$200. Plus tip. 

No. Jackie from our non-existent legal department did a lot of work behind the scenes. 

Your (lack of) effort was more than this project needed, and I say that with sincere gratitude. 

Technically, your picture shows a 4-piece outfit. 

Actually, 3 of his wives are pissed at him; the others are supportive. 

 Camouflage 3-piece suit. 

My star gave you an 87-6 lead. Well played.