That’s what worries me. They seem like they should be winnable games. In recent years, Crystal Palace at home would be a flat, come-from-ahead 1-1 draw when they knew they needed win. Here’s hoping this year is different. 

The best weekends to work in the hospital when I was a resident were Sunday’s when the Eagles had a 4p Eastern start. From church through the early games until the end of the 4p game, it was 12 hours of relaxation. All hell broke loose after the game but by that point, you were halfway done your 24-hour stretch. 

Honest to God, The first time I had it, someone made it and I thought he made it wrong. Years later, my then-wife and I went to dinner at a nice Italian restaurant in New York City. They offered grappa after dinner. Figured that if any place would have the good grappa, we’d get it there. Still tasted like jet fuel. I…

This is absolutely the right answer. Late-night shopping means the produce is picked over and barren until the morning shipments come in. Early Sunday mornings before church lets out is ideal. Close runner-up: early Saturday mornings before the world wakes up from sleeping in. They expect big crowds on Saturday so…

Basically, to waste time with the puck. In this context, it would have been a Lightning player/coach giving that instruction as the penalty elapsed. So, possible in a certain context. 

A CL spot with half a defensive backfield only one season into deWengerification process would be massive. And with no games left against the rest of the Top Six, Arsenal controls its own destiny and should be favorites in every game (or at least not underdogs). Every other contender has a more difficult road in. This…

This, times a kajillion. Also, Top Golf is the shizznit. 

Actually, I agree with him. It is a whole thing now, with way more advance work put into it.

Maybe but Ray went the other way with it. 

I know! I totally geek out for stuff like that. 

“Cofre” is Spanish for chest, like a treasure chest. Or a jewelry box. The anatomical body part is “pecho”. Cuanto más sepa...

And a similarly non-zero chance that he and Bob Kraft are Eskimo brothers. 

Do I hear Bill Simmons’s entrance music?

“Hold my beer.”

Also: Islam (not a general rule, but still)

Better than Tom Green.

Happened to me when we went to see Titanic. That ship was the only thing going down that night...

I left him off because Geddy Lee sucks*.

Are you some kind of anti-dentite?

Losers: anyone who suffered through a close-up of Adam Silver - not a handsome man, and that’s being kind - to perpetuate a pointless feud behind a guy who got too big for his britches and the entity that allowed it to happen.