TV gives a very false sense of how hard skiing is. I actually watched Vonn win in Whistler. It’s a sheet of ice pitched at an insane angle. And she crushed it. Even the person who came in 46th, finished the race in one piece. It’s unreal. 

Why?! Because he’s Australian?! Oh, I get it. They’re all the same. They can all just develop a 3-pointer on the fly. Man, you make me sick, with your... your... hemispherism. It’s 2019.

“Hold my beer.”

Wicked hawt, buddy.

Dammit! I came here intended to make a Valium effort at a benzodiazepine-themed pun, but you got there first. You are well Versed in your medications.

I assume this is going to end in Temecula, where all good online beefs are resolved. 

Yes. Alfaro has a cannon but it doesn’t matter if he can’t catch the ball. He doesn’t frame pitches well. He doesn’t handle a staff well. These are all things Realmuto does better, beyond your numbers - which, fail to account for Realmuto putting up those numbers in a terrible hitter’s Park with no protection in the…

I feel like there’s still room for improvement. Maybe...

Jeter didn’t invent this. Fire sales are The Marlin Way. Wayne Huizenga all but invented the modern version and disassembled a World Series winner. The Marlins have won 2 WS and this is their third selloff. The only difference this time is that it wasn’t preceded by a championship. As much as Miami/South Florida…

It’s neither. It’s “championship”. Both “chip” and “ship” are asinine. 

When did Pacers fans become funny and ruthless?

So, if all Chargers games are overrun by visiting fans, and now the Raiders AND Chargers are there, and they are division rivals that have to play each other twice in the same building: who goes to those games?

Exactly. This only really falls apart if they lose BOTH Harris and Butler. Maybe this puts Butler on notice to keep his shit together. This may be his best chance at winning and earning max dollars. If he can’t work within the confines of this team, he’ll have worn out his welcome in 3 places. He’d be the TO of the…

I would think this is the logical next act in The Process. Gut the team of all long contracts, tank and harvest a boatload of draft picks, try to hit on a young core at reasonable prices, then add the missing pieces by trading some of the accrued picks/marginal assets and hope to entice a major free agent with any…

Wes Matthews seems to be the name coming up most. I would be OK with that. This trade gives them another shooter, a backup center to maybe get Embiid some rest (along with Bolden, who I like but is undersized) but man, that’s a lot of draft picks. If Harris leaves, this looks a lot worse. 

Not sure where the snark is coming from. The team has had 3 goalies worth a damn in 50+ years, including one who totaled his Porsche into a concrete wall at age 26. The only goalie in team history to hoist the Stanley Cup did so when I was in utero. I’ve sat through enough false starts to be jaded but this kid looks…

Because the next day, hundreds of people are posting thousands of words about what he said on a pay cable station on a show few people actually watch when it airs. And because it works.

Make Futból Bueno Again

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My man - you woke up in a dark zone today and have not left it yet. My star is thine.