This take is so salty, I could feel my blood pressure going up as I read it. 

Are you my dad, circa 1982?

I was in Vegas for the losses against Lehigh and Mercer. Setting aside my own inherent bias as a UNC grad, you never see people unite in Vegas quite like during a Dook upset in March.

1. Nothing irrational about my hatred of HRC. Her political stance (pro-military intervention, pro-Wall Street) is anathema to the Democratic Party, built on the back of labor and the working man. Beyond that, I don’t like her as a person - she is dishonest and calculating, with every move being done as a means to…

How so?

Yeah, I feel pretty good that HRC has decided to exit stage left rather than humiliate herself a 3rd time while simultaneously freeing up a spot at the top of one of our 2 major politics parties for a candidate not despised by millions, who might actually win something.

He got smoked in a game rigged for her and against him. Open your eyes, man.

Why shouldn’t she run? Because she won’t win. She has lost her last 2 national elections to a black man with no experience at the federal level, and then to Donald Fucking Trump. Do you need more evidence that people just do not like her (for any number of reasons) and simply do not want her as their president, or…

BAH GAWD, that’s Magary’s entrance music! He is risen! Welcome back, man.

Not really, if you look at the numbers.

Everything you just said makes Reid’s continued failure in big games all the more damning. He’s lost 4 conference championships at home. He’s lost 5 times as the favorite. To get to the Super Bowl once in 20 years doesn’t say much, when you had the better team in 5 of those 20 years. What’s worse, you could look at an…

HoVG, sure. Averages nearly 10 wins a year for 2 decades, makes a lot of NFL Final Fours. But he’s Marty Schottenheimer 2.0, and everyone’s big knock on Marty was that he could never change his style to win the big game. Or even get to the big game. You can go back through each of Andy’s conference championship losses…

With his current QB making headlines for all the wrong reasons, Coach Gruden must be red-faced with embarrassment. Or anger. Or both. Anyone have an updated pic?

To be fair, Marcus Hayes would have been more likely to write an article saying Roy Halliday shouldn’t have even been elected to the Hall. Because he’s an instigator and keeper of the most asinine taeks. 

There are people (OK, Colin Cowturd) who think they’re equal. And there are people who continue to think Andy Reid is a great coach. His sub-.500 record in the playoffs and 1-5 record in conference championships suggests otherwise.

Gonna second that and add anything from the Gray Jays/Black Jays eras to the burn pile. For a team that got its visual identity so right originally and more or less came back to it, the Jays really strayed off course for a few years in the wilderness. 

I have my ticket from that game in my nightstand. Always wanted to meet Doc and get it signed. RIP.

Talk about miniscual intellect, right? This is C-grade trolling and actually enhances the hilarity of your comment. 

Toward the end of his time with the Eagles, I could look at the schedule in the preseason and know how the season would play out, including: 1) losing a game as a prohibitive favorite when he abandons the running game; 2) losing a game as a favorite by bungling the 2-minute drill or running out of timeouts; 3) losing…

1-5 in conference championships. 4 losses at home. 5 losses as a favorite. What’s your excuse for the other times, or is it maybe more than just 1 play like you suggest?