Payback for that bullshit diet-version E36 M3 we got.

How do you mean?

So, You want to tell me You have curfew in America due to some strong winds, and some reporter goes ape-shit, calling “crazy” and “dangerous” because of someone doing donuts on TOTALLY EMPTY road?

BREAKING: Outsider Who Will Not Examine Actual Facts Thinks Back-Breaking Stadium Deal Was Great For City He Doesn’t Live In

Guy hitting .205 in High-A ball is worried about the wrong Mendoza.

LOL, yea right “Chechnya”, that’s not even a real place.

Dear MikeMyers, 

To bad this just wasn’t a stand alone title. CoD4 will not make me buy the latest CoD.

Two questions:

Yes, because when I think of a champion, I think of 20 skiing titles dating back to the 1950s.

And despite all this, they’re still paying their players more than the NFL’s minor league system.

“Oh, sure, but a white man uses every part of the chicken and people get all squeamish.” —Ronald McDonald

Understeer is when you turn the steering wheel, the car goes off the road straight in to a tree, and you die.

Now I’m just throwing it out there. Maybe, just maybe, Trump might not be fit to be President.

Incorrect. Although my 2-seat 2005 350Z does have baby seat anchors, local laws prohibit me from installing a baby seat in the passenger seat since it qualifies as a “front seat”.

The new update also enforces you keeping your hands on the wheel and paying attention. If you don’t it’ll force you to pull over and turn off the car before using it again as punishment for being a nitwit.

“what the fuck are you talking about?”

And next you will tell me that I can’t fix everything with a hammer

Horses are harder to kill than almost all other vehicles in the game. A direct hit with a tank cannon does about 30% of its health. The rider will die, but the horse just shrugs it off and starts grazing on the sand or whatever they do