Indeed. I remember when I first started taking various hormonal BC and they all gave me depression, nausea, severely reduced sex drive, The Forever Period - all that good shit. I remember going to the doctor and getting shrugged at and told to wait it out a few months, then going home and looking up message boards…

Saddest high five ever you guys. Can't even give this position a shot as I'm all scottish and shit.

Heck no. I do actual honest to goodness grown up art now and everything.

Yeah ok I absolutely need this. It will help me channel my vaginal rage into the digital realm.

I couldn't really stay mad at bloodyface junior after that. I maintain he still had a net positive effect on that universe.

As someone with their full name attached to an old elfwood account they can't get rid of filled with a 13 year old's pencil drawings of unicorns and dragons - pleeeeaaaaaassseee don't google me before a date! I'm actually cool now I promise!

Just watched season two of American Horror Story in which he pops up as an absolute tool intent on rutting at his obnoxious wife on every available surface no matter how spooky and disgusting it is. I now realise the role was not that much of a stretch.

Huh. My brain is revolted but it seems that my genitals now support this choice 100%.

God the sewage guys are actually WORSE than on Parks and Rec?

Left4Dead tactics. Hours and hours of arguing.

Right can I just ask for a clarification on cankles? What are the defining features of a cankle? Sometimes people are all like "ew she has cankles" and I'm all like "?????" because they just look like how one would expect a fatter person's ankles to look.

These sanctuaries exist to pick up the pieces when private ownership inevitably gone wrong. Also a lot of them are not properly run.

I know it's totally inappropriate, but it sounds like something off of a comedy show and I can't help but find it hilarious.

Haha oh god what a creep

Right, so, what actually even is a debutante ball? I always assumed it was some sort of glamorous livestock auction for all the posh girls fresh on the market that year.

I don't disagree, I only meant that the widespread idea that if someone has had plastic surgery it is generally indicative of a deep character flaw is complete rubbish. The attitude is everywhere and it does wind me up.

Mine was too. Got it at 18 and have lived a much happier, less self concious life since so please cut it with the patronising crap.

Alright, I was just puzzled because it wasn't on the wikipedia page or the fox searchlight page.

I assume it tweets an eyeroll gif.

Thanks, I was getting frustrated searching for it in cinema listings. Three sodding months, damn.