No I queef Princess by Vera Wang.

Mine are already because I am extremely kawaii. I also shit gumballs.

Patton Oswalt just nudged out Louis CK for favourite male comedian.

Truth truth truth. I'm pretty much the same shape as the sexy plus size models you see but I am in no way beautifully smooth like they are in those photos.

You are all a disgrace.

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Miss 63's dress is the coolest and she appears to have a spooky skull on her tiara. Excellent.

I genuinely have an ambition to cast a model of my torso in ballistics gel in order to create my own bra like a fucking boob scientist because I have had ENOUGH OF THIS MALARKEY GOD DAMN IT BRAS

The internet is real dusty today is all.

If it people want it and if it would make them genuinely happy then fine. We're all just walking talking bags of chemical compounds anyway. Bring on The Culture's drug glands.

Wow, that is pretty impressive. I haven't looked at drug discovery since undergrad so my knowledge of it is hazy and out of date. I just remember it striking me particularly when one of my lecturers said something to the effect of "what is a side effect to one is a treatment to another"

Those men all look exactly the same.

The dude was doing all sorts of flippity-dos and whatnot. I think his balance was just fine.

Well. At least people were being cool and trying to help? That nice lady picked up that other lady's phone.

Plus there's a bite risk. Human bites are pretty dangerous at the best of times, let alone one from a drug addict.

Totally. He must be a dancer or a gymnast or a yoga freak or something.

I wouldn't expect anyone to put themselves at risk like that. Everyone seemed pretty freaked out by his erratic behaviour.

I was until recently working in genetics, and I am constantly astonished by how broad the brushstrokes are in drug research.

Seriously. I don't have any money for food just now and all there is in my flat is cornflour and creepy old jam so if some random person off the street proposed to me with a KFC bucket right now I'm not sure I'd have the power to say no.

I love the ugly bow and way it makes you look like a hunchbacked street urchin from behind 10/10 worth every penny.