Now I just want KFC...

Oh yeah. That advert is the worst.

I know! It is completely unreasonable to expect women to wear heels if they are on their feet for hours and hours at a time. It must be torture!

They are most definitely a big thing in the UK. As far as I'm aware tampons that come with cardboard applicators are the standard.

I just made an offhand remark in the grey and now I'm out of my depth.

Good! I can't be doing with sticking dry wads of cotton up my chuff unaided.

Their house words are "We are obviously jerks you guys"

Well in this instance it wasn't so bad - but it's like saying to someone who hasn't seen a film "oh my god the twist at the end is amazing!"

GASP you are right!! I'm changing my name to Yaar to get in on this action.

SHHHHHHHH no foreshadowing.

If a bolton showed his face around here I would be extremely rude to him let me tell you!!

I have never been this close to writing fanfiction in my life I swear to god. It would involve him and Gilly getting a nice little cottage and Samwell reading a lovely book and the making of pies and both of them just having an extremely safe time.

I was bouncing up and down during her moment badassery. I haven't read the books and I am SO excited to see what she does!

I will fucking fight you right here.

I get worried every time he is on screen in case something happens to him. I want to wrap him and Gilly up in cotton wool and put them somewhere safe and warm.

FUCK

HEADS UP you are commenting on an article that refers to a study that claims that the majority of women prefer not to be friends with women who are sexually promiscuous.

I love my more sexually reserved friends just as much. They're super cool guys and we talk about loads of stuff, but you can't really get a good cackling session going.

This is an outrage, I have extremely important opinions about Samwell Tarly.