In my world there is no such thing as TMI. I want ATI and I want it now.

oh my goodness i was wrong your story about waiting a month to sleep with your boyfriend (for reasons that are none of our business) is super fun

Brunch?! Sunday mornings are for sneaking in smelling like a crack den while trying to convince your flatmates that you were merely out for a brisk morning stroll in last nights clothes.

I... I don't understand. My brain is literally a diagram of a penis going into a vagina.

I was friends with a lot of women at Uni who seemed to view promiscuity as a character flaw - or rather as a behaviour associated with other character flaws. They tended to be pretty consistent in their judgement across genders and orientations, though, which is I guess sort of encouraging?

Sluts have better stories.

Well I guess we don't really have many horror flicks about actual male serial killers either. There's plenty of lurid inspiration taken from their crimes, but their life stories are relegated to those hour long programs on crime channels (where female killers are also getting a lot of air time with snapped, deadly…

The real star of that video were those excellent trousers.

I think Jack the Ripper is such a prime target for fiction because so little of the details are known, allowing people to fill in the gaps in whatever exhilarating way they see fit. More scope for romantic interpretation than a murder and a public trial.

heck yeah

Terrible! Wait, wrong joke.

Drunk driving a boat around a lake sounds kind of great

big government trying to take away my 2nd amendment right to wield a flaming sword #thanksobama #hopeyoulikevaginawraiths

God this is SO something she'd do as well.

Yeah, I've come to realise that heels are self inflicted torture. I looooove the way they look, but the collection has been banished to the back of the cupboard save for special occasions where there will be a lot of sitting down (glittering film premieres, talk shows, the oscars etcetera.)

I assume they are hoping to corner the lucrative vegan double dare market.

Jez opinion poll: would you lick a boob milk lollipop?

My dad is basically Prince Philip. We have to manage his "off the cuff" remarks as well.

Nah. The more people enthusiastic about those things the better!

Vagina is just a much better word. Vulva is so mealy mouthed.