I was friends with a lot of women at Uni who seemed to view promiscuity as a character flaw - or rather as a behaviour associated with other character flaws. They tended to be pretty consistent in their judgement across genders and orientations, though, which is I guess sort of encouraging?

Sluts have better stories.

Well I guess we don't really have many horror flicks about actual male serial killers either. There's plenty of lurid inspiration taken from their crimes, but their life stories are relegated to those hour long programs on crime channels (where female killers are also getting a lot of air time with snapped, deadly…

The real star of that video were those excellent trousers.

I think Jack the Ripper is such a prime target for fiction because so little of the details are known, allowing people to fill in the gaps in whatever exhilarating way they see fit. More scope for romantic interpretation than a murder and a public trial.

heck yeah

Terrible! Wait, wrong joke.

Drunk driving a boat around a lake sounds kind of great

big government trying to take away my 2nd amendment right to wield a flaming sword #thanksobama #hopeyoulikevaginawraiths

God this is SO something she'd do as well.

Yeah, I've come to realise that heels are self inflicted torture. I looooove the way they look, but the collection has been banished to the back of the cupboard save for special occasions where there will be a lot of sitting down (glittering film premieres, talk shows, the oscars etcetera.)

I assume they are hoping to corner the lucrative vegan double dare market.

Jez opinion poll: would you lick a boob milk lollipop?

My dad is basically Prince Philip. We have to manage his "off the cuff" remarks as well.

Nah. The more people enthusiastic about those things the better!

Vagina is just a much better word. Vulva is so mealy mouthed.

Well I suppose I got a little defensive when my silly joke elicited a patronising explanation of why I'm fat from digital_ruse.

'It's great and all, but their alternatives to some of these poison foods is "learn to cook".'

It was a joke you moron. Obviously I eat too much. I was just pointing out that home cooking doesn't automatically lead to weightloss.

I home cook for pretty much every meal and I'm fat as hell.