both kinds of butter - moocow and peanut

...where the fuck is toast? WHERE THE FUCK IS TOAST LAURA??

"This is getting a little deep, but I believe they tap into our American cultural tendency toward selfishness and emotional isolation," she typed to me via Gchat. "Like, what other culture needs a kind of cake that is literally impossible to share if you even try it just disintegrates into crumbs and sadness?"

It means dark, but I think to a lot of people it also implies rugged and masculine.

Eeehehhee I love how they totally couldn't handle the fact that that lady writ superbass.

Greatest reaction gif of all time

URGH it sounds dreadful.

Uh, no?

They're also all up the shitter financially. COINCIDENCE?? I think not!!

Christ that picture is making me want like 100 burgers

Oh man I wish I could solve my life problems with gymnastics.

Oh fuck off dove I don't need to feel beautiful to feel worthwhile, I just need to be valued for something other than what I look like.

I just told her that I posted her lube comment on jezebel and she is now really annoyed at me. Sorry mum! (not even remotely sorry)

Well that just sounds unsavoury

i will never forget u ;_;

You say that, but whenever Daenerys is on screen now she tends to yell at the telly "Burn the bastards with your dragons girl!!" She thinks it's the perfect solution to everything.

I'm afraid there is no way to legally watch game of thrones online without a HBO account. It's HBO go or piracy.

That makes so much more sense! It was just that after the titilating reveal of three super sexy prostitutes, one of which was a fucking contortionist, as a reward for Podrick I would not at that point have put it past the writers to indulge in that particular male fantasy.

Totally reminded me of this Mitchell and Webb sketch - if we're meant to believe that that was what actually happened.

My boyfriend and I watched an episode with her last season, the one where one of the prostitutes appears with cum on her face (wtf btw) and she was like "Is that porridge? What was that? Why did she have porridge on her face! Am I missing something??" and then rewound it with the sky remote so she could get another…