Spoilers dude! My goodness.

:ohdear:

That guy is suspect as heck.

THRONEZ NOTEZ
1: Them prostitutes refusing pod's gold because he was such an epic virgin love machine made me scoff for a full 5 minutes. There better be more to that.

Totally. Looks like an hour or two with a top, a sewing machine and a pair of scissors to me.

Effie is my girl.

I wish so so so hard that this service was available in the uk. I spend like >£15 on razorheads.

Tinted moisturiser is literally magical beauty elixer. My foundation is now for fancy parties only.

Plus every other endangered animal part under the sun. The panda conservation propaganda really pisses me off.

If making fun of nerds playing quidditch is wrong then I don't want to be right.

If it continues go to see an actual doctor.

The annotations seems to be trying to talk to me in their language too.

tut tut this will only attract wolves.

I used to feel a bit like that when I was a teenager, but I was fat myself and so all that got turned inwards and I felt like a disgusting piece of shit. I remember thinking that Catherine Zeta Jones was way too fat in Chicago and that Zellweger was the only correct size to be. I was completely ashamed about the way I…

Oh boring I was hoping for like snake blood or something.

It's totally The Done Thing amongst medical students at least. So yeah I guess my hangover cure would be to make sure you pass out drunk at my mates house because he has like 12 bags of saline in his cupboard.

What the heck is "other"? I would like to try some.

!!! Chicago kind of sounds like the best.

There's a whole drinking culture problem over here, it's pretty grim. When we went to america it seemed to be a bit less intense. Not sure which I prefer to be honest!

Oh boy not for me, hangover sex is a dangerous beast indeed. Best case scenario is we both give up five minutes in, worst case scenario involves throwing up in your room over everything you love.