Can I also plead that we don’t need to know the layout of your entire house to hear about something scary that happened inside? The long, overly detailed and confusing architectural descriptions are nearly a convention at this point.

that same tom cruisian ability to control their entire beimg perfectly except for the dead eyes

What’s missing from this discourse is that in a lot of these situations, the men bring in all or substantially more of the income. While it’s not a popular opinion on this site, in general women have most if not all the same career opportunities men have, but more often than not would rather “raise the kids” than…

For me, I don’t want to be a single parent by choice by adopting on my own or via anonymous donation but I would make that choice if I had to (having a crappy husband).

I’m sure it’s because I’m a barren millennial spinster with no prospects but I’m also sure it’s because I watched my mother and aunts struggle in their relationships with men that I am convinced that marriages with men are a true dice roll in life.

The lack of Sarah Paulson may very well be the reason this might actually be good.

FYI, the Depeche Mode cover is called “Enjoy the Silence.”
- Sincerely, an old.

No disrespect to Chadwick boseman. Even Anthony Hopkins paid tribute to him. Hopkins himself clearly did not expect to win. But the whole attitude around this has been churlish, and that sullied bosemans memory. Because I can bet that he wouldn’t have been a sore loser had he lived yet failed to win. 

So when men live on their own they have to hire a woman to come in, check for dirty dishes and smelly laundry, and ask him to clean it? Or does being loved by a woman who agreed to build a life with you physically destroy the part of your brain that makes you realize dirty clothes should be washed?

I can confirm that our goal is absolutely a full-blown matriarchy. First we gain the presidency, then we start oppressing the men.

We start passing laws on what elective medical procedures they can have to erode their bodily autonomy, pay them less so they’re more dependent on us, only test medication on women so it’s …

Isn’t Harris 54? Pretty sure she’s done with PMS anyway.

She was also on Bachelor in Paradise and had a really fun-to-watch fling with John Paul Jones. I’m way more excited about Tayshia than I was about Clare.

Man, the late 80's/early 90's were great for gloriously cheesy vampires! The Hunger, The Lost Boys, Forever Knight, Interview. Decadently, wonderfully overwrought. No wonder teen me was completely into them.

It is certainly not the same since ye olde Anna Holmes days. I really really miss the OG Jezebel and damn Gawker, brings a tear to my eye. I think the majority of the writers now are very young millennials (mid-to-late 20s/early 30s tops) and the tone has clearly adapted to that generation. Long live the days of Erin…

You literally didn’t use the word literally enough times. Literally.

The Outsiders probably holds the all-time title for “Bit Parts Played by Actors Who Went on to Much Bigger Things.” Here’s the list of then-almost-unknown people who appeared in the film:

I respect Cruise’s acting but he is one of Hollywood’s most famous closet cases. Maybe he got pissed about sharing a room with Rob because he was frustrated by his attraction to him and that was how his 18-year-old self dealt with it at the time?

I wake up 15 minutes before work. wear pajamas for most of the day. shower at noon. things are getting strange for everyone.

Seen a lot of people ignoring this. Kudos for writing about it. Tara deserves to be heard.

Dude, “AHS: The Villages, FL" would be a legit terrifying romp.