Of course she’s wonderful.

I can’t wait for her to announce shes pregnant and that they are going to co-parent on different planets but like we wouldn’t get it because they have a very cOmPLeX aDuLT relationship. Also wtf about her previous comments about not being wifely because she doesn’t cook dinner wearing an apron? I’ve been married 5ish…

Fox shouold’ve sent The Mick over to FX (where it should’ve been in the first place) instead of cancelling it.

And that Ladies & Gentlemen is how you network.

More immediately, how will he survive a debate against sharper, wittier minds in the primaries (Warren, Harris, or Buttigieg could zap him with a double entendre and he wouldn’t even know it happened).

“I don’t think I treated her badly. Sure, I set up the conditions in which she was treated badly, failed to use my position of power to prevent her from being treated badly, and did not apologize for that failure until in became necessary for my personal advancement. But it wouldn’t be fair to say I treated her badly.”

It's a lot more simple and pathetic than this.  He knows damn well how to apologize; he just doesn't think he HAS to.

1. I need to know what the final straw was for people who are still, in 2019, fans of Tom Cruise.

I know. Also, I really fucking love Nancy Pelosi, who Jon Lovett described as embodying “what would happen if a Prada bag with a gun in it came to life.”

There ARE no more pressing issues other than Jews and Israel!

You’re right. They should unequivocally support her.

Also see: doggos. 

i turned on hardwick and talking dead and his warning sent me to the AMC app to watch the end. i thought that alpha in the theater was an acceptable, though uncharacteristically subtle cliffhanger. glad i didn’t fall asleep before talking dead.

Judith is not Rick’s biological daughter. She is Shane’s kid.

Soylent Green’s The Walking Dead Stray Observations: No One Told Me It Would Be This Long Edition:

That’s what I was curious about- is the book any good? Because what I hear, it’s a derivative piece of shit. So of course he gets an award nomination, and a $1.5 million advance, a movie advance, and dozens of fawning mag profiles before the New Yorker’s (epic and awesomely satisfying) takedown. He was in…

Yes. Doing nothing is bad for your mental health. Everyone needs to do some kind of work. The people who used to say it keeps the devil away weren’t wrong.

Given the ahem, unusual nature of her life so far, she could use something to get her out of her own head. An education or job would expand her horizons and expose her to so many perspectives that she’s probably lacking.

According to Dirt Bag a few weeks ago, she is an aspiring actress. No matter how eye-rolling that may be, it is a career path for some and I’m sure she considers that her work.