I’m really proud of my dad for being a good role model and my mother for marrying a legit equal partner in 1969 when that wasn’t so common. Heard of? Yes. Aspired to? Yes. But not necessarily common. My father was orphaned early and the oldest of many. She met a man used to caring for himself and others. When they had…

I dated a divorced man who said that joint custody was the best thing in the entire world for him and his ex- according to him; the only time his two girls weren’t with him, they were with the only other person he felt cared as much as he did and he could rest easy and he felt his ex had the same take. He had time to…

I like her but these two need to be on a break.

I’m to believe this is a Ryan Murphy project? When the name Sarah Paulson does not appear once? Nonsense. 

If your husband is not sight impaired I can’t fathom why you responded as you did. That’s just silly. 

I shop for the ingredients, buy them, drag them home, find room in the cupboards/fridge, a few days later I cook the ingredients, serve them then do the clean up - whilst doing ALL OF THAT LAST NIGHT the cretin I live with asked if I could get out of the way of the sink for a moment so he could refill his water glass…

Look, if you’re going to interject reason, science and biology into this you’re really going out of your way to trigger these gentle, delicate men #eyerollsohardtheyfallout

It was so rushed and felt desperate and clingy. They’ve only been there a week or two at this point - not months. They should have shown us a scene with Dale saying it was hard to watch her talk to other guys, either of them talk to a family member..it just seems so weird to be engaged to someone you’ve never watched…

You’re not in the minority - she’s terrific! A bright spot on Colton’s season and a star of BiP especially with JPJ - she’s awesome, I’m, glad she’s on.

Like the vaunted Kennedy clan, Bill and Hillary conditioned us well.

So we’re just going to gloss over what a nightmare Rhylee was? The men were trash but Rhylee... that girl is human heartburn.

It must have sincerely fucked up Tom Cruise’s head - here he was giving his life up to Mimi Rogers and Xenu for the same job that another very good looking and more charismatic guy got just on acting merit. 

Antebellum Horror Story
Borscht Belt Horror Story
Retirement Community Horror Story
Ivy League Horror Story
and the obvious White House Horror Story. 

It would be very fitting if this bloated, maggot-filled, festering bag of trash lives a long, painful, incarcerated life.

he’s a humorless cadaver whose only talent is finding hot issue ridden girls to fuck. Watching him on SNL is like watching a fish thrash around outside water. 

also, what was the plan the other Marthas were working on? Did it come to fruition? 

#Xenu

you’re just going to yank that crown right off Tom Cruise’s head huh? 

the “weird” part is that as he’s a Scientologist and therefore he doesn’t really believe his child is a child, she’s a zillion year old spirit. Ugh. 

this stuff is also a lifesaver:

this stuff is also a lifesaver: