Oh yes, it was all supposed to hurt. Start strong, keep going until you can escape. And training with full force on a fully padded opponent. Good stuff.

It's fairly easy to defend against, but like most things unless someone is mentally prepped for it, the guard will usually be open. Like I tell my MA friends: it's important to remember that people who have never trained typically have no idea how to think during a fight.

Ya know, the least horny I have every been in my life was after the STI/safe sex lesson.

A balanced diet, with fruits and VEGGIES (veggies capitalized because people generally miss that one). Everything in moderation. You can eat red meat every day, just try to keep the portions down, try to limit it to one meal a day. You can have a dessert with every meal, but for breakfast or lunch try fruit or sugar…

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Martha Daughtrey's dissent absolutely destroys the majority's BS in the first paragraph (emphasis mine):

I actually feel sorry for these guys. The more they get into this delusional stuff, the more unlikely it is that they'll ever make those human connections they desperately crave, which means the more attracted they'll be the bitter and delusional stuff, which means it will only be harder to make those human…

What do you need a next track button for? All of the Jimmy Eat World songs are good

Son of a bitch! Which one of you fucking morons left Karl Rove in the dryer too long!?

That's either very sweet or very ominous.

Whatever. Guinea pig bartenders or NOTHING.

Brings a new meaning to "hit the showers", I guess.

Baltimore Ravens: "The 15 year-old boy deeply regrets the role he played during the incidents."

This should have more stars.

Um, actually it's not about his penis. It's about ethics in journalism.

Oh god

Halloween is fucking insane in my town - seriously, people come from other states to celebrate here - and I try to avoid it as much as possible, because the novelty of getting puked on by guys in penis costumes wears off pretty quickly.

You could be a server just once, and if you'd broken that guy's nose, it would have been enough.

I don't think I can hit that hard, but I'm pretty sure I would fling that chicken right back at his face.