I can't believe you have the Galteiri to be Stalin about answering his question. Pino-shame on you.

And infect you with mind altering parasites.

In my experience seeking romantic partners I vastly prefer members of team dog. Granted I have never dated men, but I suspect that it is a universal truth.

If you ever get the chance, you should go into the deep amazon. I might be biased because I'm a naturalist, but my trip into the (Peruvian) amazon was the best I've ever done.

Was it the left one? If you raised your right eyebrow .06mm you could have had him go for the other one.

I guess I'm lucky, I have resting anti-rape face, also known at large and male.

That would be even better, no chance of an assault charge.

If that's your kink, more power to you. But those sorts of sex acts need to be negotiated in advance, not forced on some poor server without their express and continuing consent.

I guess you're right, I could be a server, just not for very long.

If anyone throws a chicken at you, you'll be able to find out if you can hit that hard. Even if you don't break the nose it still really hurts.

And so you should.

Or the anchovies.

How is 12.95 expensive for a steak sandwich anyway? Seems like a pretty good deal to me.

I could never be a server. If some guy threw a roast chicken at me I would break his nose.

I ran a campground once and had a kid who (for several days in a row) would leave a large shit on the lid of the toilet.

Like Ray Rice.

For my money La Fin du Monde is the best Belgian style beer not from Belgium. I would go so far as to say that it is one of the top three triples in the world.

I'm ovulating and I don't even have ovaries.

That makes it not a love question but a question of someone being a shitty friend.

If you are not interested in actually being her friend, tell her and move on. If you are interested in actually being her friend, tell her and do so. If you are not interested in being her friend but think that pretending to do so might get you another shot at her at some point in the future, go fuck yourself.