Sounds kind of like BC. I can get Red or Blue at pretty much all BCLs but not White or Doree. The one nearest me is now stocking Tripel Karmeliete regularly which makes me pretty damn happy.

Can you not get Chimay where you live? Or is it better on draft? If I were in Belgium I would be going after some of the stuff that I can't get at my government liquor store.

"I like my coffee like I like my men."

Preach brother Festivusazili. They can have our at work shit when they pry it out of our cold dead, wait a minute.

I haven't tested it, but even as person with sub-par fine motor skills, I'm pretty sure I could do two bills per second.

It's all about the sword or machete for watermelon cutting.

Even more badass, they are so confident in it that they let you guys play with one for a couple of years.

He is now.

How about some snark for big tennis ball? The only fitness product my dog needs is a single tennis ball, yet they insist on selling them in packs of three. What a scam.

I married a sexy park ranger Drew. The uniform works in all of its possible on/off combinations.

I'm sure they have, but if you can't see that that ad is a Mammy caricature you need your eyes examined.

Based on the headline (and common sense) I assumed he was paying the university to let him speak there.

What about uncontrollable wandering nipples vs. unblockable beam of light from the crotch?

You could totally smoke chilli if you wanted to, you would just have to run the smoke through a vat of chilli, the same way they make smoked beer.

I had one of these guys sneak up behind me to about 4-5 meters while I was standing in a small river (covered the sound). It responded the exact same way to me saying "Hey bear, I'm working here why don't you fuck off and go look for a fish somewhere else?" It just kind of looked at me and slunk away.

I bet he's got a small dick though.

But they come with a free copy of Atlas Shrugged!

Depends on the flooring material and how smooth the bottom of fat dog is.

Roasted seal steaks are a time honoured CFL tail-gating tradition.

I'm not American so I'm not really sure about your tenancy laws, but wouldn't someone who is renting a dorm room have the same rights as a tenant anywhere else?