Please keep holding this up. Anything to expedite the demise of the ridiculous circus we call the NFL.

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The rest of the world thinks we’re weird as hell for not having electric kettles, and this is the only instance in which they are correct. If you’re going to be drinking tea, get an electric kettle to heat your water. They’re cheap as shit, way faster than the stove, and will just sit there keeping water hot forever.

I saw one of my 4 Allen wrench sets in the spice cabinet day before yesterday.

This would have never happened to the guy from Flobots.

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That referenced Celtics blog you... referenced (it’s been a long day) is creatively named CelticsBlog.com. No joke. It’s really good but that’s not exactly inspiring confidence at first glance.

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“$22 million? I’ll take it! Hey, by the way, what’s the hook?”

The program should have gotten the death penalty.

“Amazon’s New Headquarters Should Be In Hell.”

Tom, should you focus on his penis when his balls are the real story? I understand the confusion since there’s not a vas deferens between the two.

Or foot stuff!

They have no idea how hard it is to manage stocks and investments. I mean, they deserve to be treated better.

If only there was a nonviolent way for NFL players to peacefully protest what’s happening to minorities in America in a way that would garner mass media attention.

Got it. Kneel for an anthem: “Don’t bother putting on my uniform”

Get DUIs, beat up women, kill people: “Welcome to the team, you have respected the squad and conducted yourself predictably.”
Get fucked.

Given his performance, 4.8% of what he’s owed this year still greatly exceeds his market value.

There are organizations that already exist to provide this help. And provide this more effectively and efficiently than Schilling could.

1.) You are absolutely correct