Some athletes make such an impact that just a jersey number can make you think of them. Every time I see the number 99, I think Gretzky. A 4 makes me think of Brett Favre. Yaz when I see an 8. 32 Is Magic Johnson. 33 is Bird. Michael Jordan when I see 23. I know I will think of O.J. every time I see the number…

Frankly, you’d think they’d be excited to claim the pilot as another person in attendance.

Like every other young person just getting out of college, all rookies must spend a couple of years in New York before leaving to find happiness elsewhere

More than any other the NBA is a star-driven league, and with the small rosters, the stars are irreplaceable. I hope some of them get together and tell Silver to get fucked.

*releases statement*

This inspired me to follow you guys, and...

OK.

Ideally, could you guys do zero actual report today and just provide us with more dank memes and clips? That would be a fun Friday.

sports fans provide a very compelling reason for us to ban all sports.

Let’s Forget Some Guys

I assume at the SI editorial meeting Goodell wasn’t on their original choice but they added him just so Peter King would shut the fuck up.

“...but....but....we gave you pussy!”

I generally don’t give people shit for something like speech issues, but for fucks sake how can you be paid to speak when you can’t fucking speak?!

Can I get a Deadspin HoF ballot for Dale Hansen and only Dale Hansen?

I used Apple Maps to get to the punchline...

Here’s to hoping Dale follows in the footsteps of his distant cousin Chris and pitches ABC on a sting show where he arranges to meet white supremacists and nationalists he meets online...

Also has anyone thought about a basketball game with two balls? That would be crazy. You would need to coordinate to make sure the balls don’t hit each other. Probably would have some people playing almost all defense and the tricks you could play on who takes out the ball would be great. Or it would just be a huge…

Protesting the widespread racism in this country is the very definition of patriotism. And this MORON doesn’t get that the’s NOT a patriot. He’s a willfully ignorant and blindly obedient slave. Patriots are neither slaves nor blindly obedient or willfully ignorant.

Why does it always boil down to a “respect the dead” situation? A lot of those people who “died for this country” would probably be pretty unhappy with the way things are going.

Give me a minute so I can go throw my kid’s Disney Cars “The King’ toys away you ignorant old son of a bitch. You’re king of nothing I want to be a part of.