When I get really upset it’s good to take deep breathes through your nose and wait 3 seconds and exhale. Sometimes counting to 10 helps.

I think the Fox anchors reaction was appropriate

The Lambeau faithful are asked to catch players, shovel snow, buy useless stock, put slices of cheese on their head, and now link arms yet come week six they will question if Aaron Rodgers still has it.

I take more offense in people wearing American flag chubbier and other branded shit. Sacrifice was not built on your ironic ‘Merica.

Eh let them play, just take away their eternal life.

Deadspin could use a weekly post from this guy.

This dude is a real living instagram motivational page. #riseandgrind #motivationalsunday #weekendwarriors #paintitbrown

Nah they wait for problems to blow over

If anything do it for the new merchandise you can sell you jamoke

Can’t even get a fast food run in, brutal times for the Royals.

I’d say you lucked out alright, what free agent at $10 million was a better option?!

exhibit a that you’re an idiot

Nothing says white trash quite like a camo under armour hoodie.

Because people like my old boss, who would take down a 12 pack of diet cokes a day. That was 5 years ago and I still have not touched a Diet Coke since after seeing that gross habit.

Indianapolis had a skateboarding dog and he was a beauty to observe around town.

Plz share the recipe?

Unless you play for the browns/bears and week 4 rolls around.

Spent 3 minutes looking at that twitter account, and I’m on team bregman. Kid probably wanted a selfie and a signature on his cocktail napkin at dinner, and decided crying on social media when he said no was better than an autograph, giving this douche the satisfaction of a post on deadspin is a waste of space.