Chicks will always dig the long ball

Leave it to a couple of boomers to blame a millennial for trying to start their career trying too hard.

I’m typing this wearing my Curtis Enis tshirt jersey, of course the Bears don’t draft well!

Hard to fault a guy who got concussions while playing.

Have you ever tried 294?

Raise you one more

Personally I’d go somewhere warmer to be in a better place.

Now that’s a donger

I enjoy the comments at deadspin, I’m guessing you do too. I find it sad you feel the need to publicly state your opinion and voice of reason in every comment section. I simply said let’s bring back the funny comments which deadspin has been accustomed to the last 10 years I’ve been reading the site. Go on, keep…

Since you treat Deadspin like your own livejournal, you’re one to talk. I’ve learned you live in lake view, you are a prudent sox fan, you hated the traffic in wrigley after the cubs won it, you have bad takes on Jay Cutler, you got little work accomplished on Friday, and idk what levers else sticks out from the…

What is your moms vagina?

Take out booze too and I’ll throw in $5 to your kickstarter.

I’d pay to listen to you color commentate baseball.

You must not be familiar with the “quasi-Christian” family of Drews. There faith is more of the blessed kind.

The hundreds of thousands of people who tailgate on weekends?

Let’s remember some KSK.

But what about DE......

I don’t trust any athletes opinion on grinding if they don’t end it with a bible verse.

you ever see what a Jim Nantz original tie goes for on eBay?

Because guaranteed rate just does not capture the tone of “not defined latency” the team is heading towards.