DISRESPECTING THE NATIONAL ANTHEM!?!?! HOW DARE HE oh wait, just saw what he looks like, never mind.

They both take the ball from the center. Sometimes throw. Sometimes hand off. Both would like their guys to keep the ball. Both probably aren’t fond of interceptions.

In the “Bill Pullman v. Bill Paxton” kind of way where their names are similar but they really aren’t that alike?

You’re a dipshit if you worry so much about what people think about your car

I think the entire Prius line-up, past and present, is far more deserving of that description.

I went to one for the first time in years a couple weeks ago to get some fancy ass scallops, and I was actually surprised that some stuff wasn’t all that expensive. This is just one dumb example, but I got a jar of them there peppercorns (gotta have fresh pepper) for like 6 bucks, that shit’s like 9 at garbage ass…

These price cuts are nice, but the cuts to staples to milk and butter are pretty minimal and not likely to bring too many new buyers in.

The cuts on fresh protein—the salmon and the lean beef—are pretty significant and worth convincing, especially if my local (nice) Kroger doesn’t have them on sale. It’s enough to get…

Floyd has regularly flashed tickets up to $10 million on things like the halftime line of a college basketball game. $400K is what he throws on number 23 on a roulette spin.

My dollar paid off at +1800 Mayweather in the 10th (also hedged 8 & 9), plus $10 on Mayweather 7-12 +145.

People really still watch Sportscenter?

To keep you talking about it and eventually, you will hear something or see something that finally strikes a chord and changes how you personally approach these issues. It took the loss of Heather Heyer’s life to do it for her mother. It took listening to their teammates and trying to understand for these white…

I’d get a boatload of skymiles.

The fundamentals were astounding, though.

All the NHL players who are Canadian or Swedish citizens voted for Clinton. The Russian players? Well...

MLB, but the deciding factor was citizenship.

He doesn’t care cause he still makes good money. Fullham, his soccer team is the same. Spend no money, make no improvements= Still profit

There should be statues of him everywhere, with the plaque on it saying “I’m just here so I don’t get fined.”

Not a non sequitur; that was a perfect “I have a black friend!” pivot. Like, even the Russian judge have to give that one a 10

“The way the media, as a whole, is seen, has changed dramatically over the past 20 years.”

what the fuck do the troops have to do with football in the first place?