Sometimes in the evening I hit a little THC and sit in genuine, silent astonishment that Donald Trump is the current president of the United States.

I know I’m not the only person who got the impression they were trying to be some kind of anti-brand that either coincidentally or by design found a market in generally conservative, wannabe-SWAT team members. And then they expected to suddenly get over trying to be the opposite of that. Only kids and squares like…

I actually think their problem is that a lot of their products are decently made and reasonably priced. The UA hat and polo shirt combo is the unofficial uniform of the balding suburban dad.

Because their stuff is shitty and over-priced.

Yeah, don’t protest. Pray. That’s how progress was made in the sixties. Pray-ins.

Lewis, who never says the words “police” or “brutality” in his comments but gestures vaguely at “people talking,” says that if people really want to help Kaepernick, they’ll pray and “stop encouraging you to be caught up in some of this nonsense.”

A man who was very likely involved in a murder, who went on to continue playing and win two Super Bowl rings, chastising another man for speaking out against police violence.
This may well be peak NFL.

Seriously Fuck Ray Lewis. Fuck the Ravens for asking either a murderer or someone who obstructed justice if a man who peacefully protested and broke no laws (VERY AMERICAN TO PROTEST) if they should take a chance on Kaep as a fucking backup. And most of all Fuck the NFL.

It’s funny isn’t it? Anyone selling cars for a living can hop right down off their pedestal. You pricks are one step above the lawyers that advertise on tv at 3am. You’re in sales, your job is to kiss my ass and keep me from spending my money with your competition. Otherwise, you don’t serve a purpose, other than…

I am shocked.......

Miller High Life

I always find it funny when dealership employees or any employee for that matter make fun of people who can’t afford a $200k car or other pricy stuff. Dude, you are a sales employee. You can’t afford that shit either, so don’t act all mighty.

Exhibit B:

I’ve been a type 1 diabetic since I was six years old and I can say with the utmost experience, as in I’ve forgotten more about diet soda than you’ll ever know, that the difference between Coke Zero and Diet Coke is staggering. If you can’t tell the difference I simply weep for your broken taste buds almost as much as…

And that right there, folks, is the highest foul pop off a pitcher’s head caught for an out in the Statcast Era.

Sorry but this is a horseshit opinion. Coke Zero tastes a lot different from Diet Coke, it’s sweeter and has that spicy, slightly citrusy flavor to it like Coca-Cola whereas Diet Coke does not. (The “base formula” of Coke Zero is the original Coke formula whereas the base formula of Diet Coke was and is the New Coke…

You know, there are a lot of ...let’s say questionable/controversial...Marchman takes out there, but deriding a Dollar Dog Night is a bridge too far.

After calling an escort I frequently mention god for an hour or two.

Ah, right. The old “look for another job” rationale. It’s just like running to the grocery store to pick up a cantaloupe. Jobs aren’t constrained by imaginary factors like...availability, geography, salary, or a million other things, right?