Lucky Whitehead isn’t just a moron for missing his court date, but he’s an oxymoron, too.

No, I don’t want his son to fail in the NBA because of who his dad is... but some days, I think it might be for the best.

I guess this is okay, right? We want to share recipes and all? No breach of confidentiality or nothing?

I once reconnected with an ex because I needed her oven-crisp chicken recipe.

He should have stayed with Ole Missus and none of thia would have happened.

Sorry...

Well, I’m just speaking from experience. I just wanted to break four hours, but resigned myself to a 10 minute pace just to make sure I ran a good, even race. I got in the 10:00 group and as I approached the first mile marker I looked at my watch. It was like A Christmas Story, “Oh fuuuuuuuudge.” I ran it in 7:50.…

because i hate myself enough to read this article but not enough to watch the video, he says dab then proceeds to do it? Is this a thing? I hate myself for wanting to know.

I would add that you should get in a slower pace group at the start of the marathon. Last thing you want to do is come out the gate with an 8 minute mile when you’re shooting for a 9:00 or 10:00 pace because you’re so amped up about the whole thing. It’s a lot harder to slow yourself down with the adrenaline pumping…

Uh-oh, I think I owe the family of Rob Bironas an apology.

Same goes for what you eat during your ‘thon. You can’t run four hours without replenishing some calories in your body. I eat those disgusting gels they sell at local running stores (Gu’s salted caramel and sea salt chocolate are my favorite)—they’re loaded with sugar, carbohydrates, and, if you want it, caffeine. But…

Mazda’s Liquid Silver color looks great.

Shit, that was Rocky II.

I’ve been to a fair number of concerts in my time, and last Sunday’s Metallica show was the loudest I’ve even been to.

Did you watch any of the last few years of the modern NBA? A guy who plays zero D is a pretty fucking massive liability in a number of situations. You’re never coming close to competing with GS, let alone a number of other teams, if a 35-minute starter has to be perpetually hidden on the other team’s worst player.…

It’s a hot take, I guess. 35% tho. No D... against scrubs, not starters. Turnovers. Pretty much leading league in mins. Not showing elite athleticism. Transcendent passing yah, good feel for game.... but that’s a lot of holes to make it in NBA. They’ll get roasted by GS and Houston without perimeter D. If I were a…

It’s almost like Lavar Ball doesn’t know what the fuck he’s doing and shouldn’t be managing his sons careers!

I remember seeing comments by Rayism, Drew, Andrew Daisuke, and actual funny comments. Now all I see is the hipster racism of a dipshit Chicago fan. I really wish you’d go back to Disqus with the rest of the Trump voters.

What is your function in life other than taking up oxygen and resources?

god forbid the people at the top take a pay cut